Coño (n.)- maarte, pa-sosi, pa-elite, pa-upper class pero hindi naman bagay

Coño (n.)- maarte, pa-sosi, pa-elite, pa-upper class pero hindi naman bagay


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Scene 1: 8:20am, Starbucks- Sta.Lu
Coño pero hindi bagay: 1 tall Carrrrraaamellll Maaacchiatooow puhleeze.
Barista: Your name ma'am for the cup?
Coño pero hindi bagay: Eyrrraaahh. With "H" ha.
Ako: *rolls eyes*
Pagkatapos kuhanin ang order ni Coño pero hindi bagay
Ako: ah... eh.. 1 coffee jelly. yung tall.
Barista: Your name ma'am for the cup?
Ako: ah.. Eliz


Scene 2: 4:30pm, McDonald's Galle
Cashier: Good Afternoon, ano po order nila?
Coño pero hindi bagay: uhm, I'll have one Spagherrri Meal (Yun dinig ko e) and one Chakalit Sundae.
Ako: weh!

Ayus! panalo! :)) bwahahha buraot ampotaaahh