Bitchesaaa wahahaha

diyosa
No matter what, dapat ganito ang feeling mo, sashimi! You don’t have to be super pretty …. all you need is confidence. Most guys would go for the looks first kaya dapat, at your best always. Believe in yourself, convince the whole world that you are a celestial being hahaha! You gotta exude that certain brashness para di ka matabunan. Kahit sino pa kaharap mo, stand tall and proud with what you’ve got. But please wag naman OA, major turn off na yung papansin ka! Pero kung ang looks mo ay talaga namang sickening, wag naman ilusyunada rin d ba? If you own a face na gut wrenching (even to your mother), forget it. Yun bang kung papatayin lahat ng panget, mauuna ka sa pila? Dang! Grow some hiya naman pootah d ba?! Ang chaka mo na nga, feeling mo pa hanggang japan ang haba ng hair mo, award ka!!

style
This covers the way you carry your whole being… the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress up, etc. This is your insignia honey, no copycats please. Don’t ever copy other bitches’ style or else…bedlam! May hidden agenda kasi mga babae against each other. If you don’t know this, either shonga ka or operada ka, yun lang yun.
Nakadepende dito heavily ang pagsagwan mo ng fafa hahaha! In this world, remember, to each his own. Show some attitude, be phlegmatic, be chorva :D, flip the hair and say… paki ko sa inyo?? Make pakialam sa akin all you want, I don’t give a shit fuckers! Pero shempre, the more skwaking your style is, the less your market value hahaha! Then again, worse naman kung TH kang pasosy.
Basta be your own self! If you want something, say a guy, go for it. Kung type mo talaga, kebs kung may nagmamay ari sa kanya hahaha! Pero wag papahalata na dead ka sa kanya. Don’t show him na you want him, never! Make him come to you. Kung pakipot, wag crayola d ba? Challenge ito!! That’s when you start to make your move, don’t wait for fucking xmas lola! Isipin mo, d lang ikaw ang interested sa kanya. Sabi nga nila, the early bitch catches his worm hahaha! For crying out loud! Ampoocha!
Tip: Your resume should include an A grade in teasing (understatement pa yan)

astute
Oh yes, but of course you should be astute! Ehem, if you don’t know the meaning of the word, you have no right to be here! Nonetheless, I’d spare you the time searching your dictionary: it means practical, hardheaded intelligence.
All bitches, the hardcore ones, are annoyingly smart. They rarely make mistakes and if they do, they manage to maneuver and turn things around in their favor. They know how to maximize their resources. Also, it follows that all of them are mind gamers. This is a must really coz it is sometimes the way to a bitch’s man’s pants bwahahaha!
But then again, there are times when you don’t really need your brains. And for me, that’s a big BS. Ayaw ko ng mga guys na lamebrain! Get those schmucks away from me please, d nakakatuwa! Yun bang kailangan mo ng efforttttt pag kausap mo sya coz hirap nya umintindi? Dang! Kayang kaya paikutin sa palm ang gago, nevahmind, ty, next please hahaha!
Tip: Mas effective magmaganda pag inglisera ka!

adamant
This separates the real thing from the pseudobitches. Relentless! Ruthless! Resolute! Unbending! Unswayable! Impenetrable! Stonecold!
There is only one and I mean only one antidote for this: pag nachuvachuchu ang bitchesa! And if that happens, it’s all a different ballgame. Believe me, masarap kaming magmahal. We may have our signature peculiarities, but we are the best lovers! Promise hahaha!

universality
Treat all men equally…they are all dorks! Kahit saan pa yan galing, todo lo mismo! Parang food lang yan, iba iba lang ang presentation. Shempre, meron yung pagkita mo pa lang, wit na. Meron din yung so-so lang at meron din yung mukhang d papasa pero ok naman pala. And of course, meron yung super yum yum kahit tingin pa lang. As in kahit araw araw yun at yun lang ang gusto mo. Yung tipong addict ka na. Pag naaddict ka, sorry ka na lang. All you could do is get him addicted to you too. Pero pag ang boylet mo is krung krung din like you, its not gonna be a cruise honey! But still, don’t forget, he is a man and for him, it will always boil down to what’s under your skirt. Dang!




Ok, enough of that. Thanks for letting me write here. Luv yah guys, kisses to the both of ya. May I just say this before I go… I don't care what you think about me coz it can't be half as bad as what I think of you! :P