Diane kept secret love for her best buddy Enzo.
the feeling is mutual, and it grows and grows as time passes them by. And so years past and they need to be separated, without her saying her true and undying feeling for him.
and so years passed without a single way to communicate each other. But still Diane kept on hoping that he would come back...
after three years...
her prayers have been answered, she received a message saying;
"Diane,
I'm coming back.
Love and kisses,
Enzo"
I'm coming back.
Love and kisses,
Enzo"
so she waited for that day and hurried to the airport for his arrival, but no Enzo appeared amidst the crowd.
then a sexy lady come and talk with her;
"Good day, by the way I'm Lyn, friend of Enzo. I have a bad news"
and slowly, tears fell from Diane's eyes. then the lady smiled...
"Gaga it's me Enzo! Bongga di'ba?!"
maghihintay ka pa ba? kung ganyan na siya pag balik?
may dadagdag pa ko ibang love stories for the mean time enjoy muna kayo dito.
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since her crush didn't talk to her, the girl missed him so much.
[one night while walking]
***she saw her crush with another girl. know what she did?
she called her crush saying...
"hi baby! sino siya? sabi mo sabay tayong kakain ng diner. may kakausapin ka pa pala, sige antayin na lang kita. I LOVE YOU!"
her crush blushed and the girl who's with him said:
"oh! kayo na pala ng crush mo pahingi hingi ka pa ng advice"
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there was this girl who's very inlove with his boyfriend.
then comes a time they have to separate.
and eventhough they were far from each other, the girl waited for him to get back. but then she heard a news that he is getting married.
after hearing that she cried overnyt.
two weeks later, she received a card from the guy but she never opened it coz she don't want to read the guys explanation.
then the time came.
she went to the church not to watch the wedding but to kill the one she loves.
she shoot him and he died.
after the burial, she opened the card and it says...
"I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
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everytime they make love, the husband insists on turning the lights off.
after 20 years, the wife intentionally turned on the light and found him holding a vibrator.
she went ballistic:
"You impotent bastard! How could you have lied to me all this years?!"
the husband look at her straight in the eyes and calmly said:
"Good morning! I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."
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the girl tried to crack a joke to his bf bout breaking up with him:
the boy replied immediately;
"y bby? did i do sumthin wrng?"
the girls continnues with a message;
"nthng, I jst wnt u out of my lyf."
then she laughs...
the bf being so shocked and down by the message he received replied:
"ok bby, f dats wat u rili wnt, den i wud chus to shot myself nd face death dan c u wid oder guy. thanks for evritin. love you bby. bye"
after receiving it, the girltried to reply as fast as she could thinking she can save her bf and tell him she's just kidding...
but when she send the message....
check operator! na....
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A flight attendant began checking cabins before the plane take-off.
then, a woman requested her:
The attendant then assured the woman she would.
after the take-off...
she approached the man from seat #8 and said:
the man replied:
and she uttered:
the man cried.
and so the attendant consciously asked:
the man replied:
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Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world
Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in
our lives.
Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't have anything to do for the following weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a picnic... Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode
on a Horror House....Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said:
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy ride Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident
DAY 29: (11:37pm)
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drink? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.
Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all.
Daniel: Wait for me....
[20mins later...]
A stranger approached Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.
(11:57pm)
The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........
Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late...
You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...
If you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones..
Today is the day....
Love them while they are still here...
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A flight attendant began checking cabins before the plane take-off.
then, a woman requested her:
"Please remind my husband to take his heart pills.
He's in business class seat #8"
He's in business class seat #8"
The attendant then assured the woman she would.
after the take-off...
she approached the man from seat #8 and said:
"Sir, remember to take your heart pills"
the man replied:
"how do you know I have a heart condition?
and she uttered:
"Sir, your wife requested me to do so."
the man cried.
and so the attendant consciously asked:
"Is there something wrong sir?"
the man replied:
"My wife is dead. Her body is in this plane. I'm taking her home for her burial"
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Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world
Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in
our lives.
Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't have anything to do for the following weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a picnic... Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode
on a Horror House....Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said:
"My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily"
Then tears flow out from the teller's eyesDAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy ride Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident
DAY 29: (11:37pm)
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drink? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.
Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all.
Daniel: Wait for me....
[20mins later...]
A stranger approached Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.
(11:57pm)
The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
"Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are a really cute girl and i am really falling for you.. Your cherished.... smile you were everything when we played this game..... Before this game
would end... I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.... I love you Jasmine...."
would end... I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.... I love you Jasmine...."
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something...
I mumbled...
"I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"
I mumbled...
"I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........
Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late...
You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...
If you were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones..
Today is the day....
Love them while they are still here...
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